You Are Not A Celebrity, You’re A Skank Now Get The F**k Off My Telly Box…

” Lick it out for f**k sake! Lick it out. Sod the spoon, stop the noise, get your tongue right in there making sure you catch the lot and stop with the mother f**king scraping!”

This is not the advice your girlfriend wished you knew. Instead something entirely different.

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