Post on the go… Mobile post you might say

3 simple rules for walking up Bearwood high street.

1) if you’re roughly car size take your fat ass and walk in the road.

2) pick up the pace. It’s Bearwood not a magical fucking forest of wonder with lovely shit to see.

3) you and your five friends should choose another standing area as the middle of a high street pavement helps nobody.

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18 thoughts on “Post on the go… Mobile post you might say

  1. πŸ˜€ Love it- I also have troubles with people on the streets- umbrellas, standing on the most inconvenient spot, stepping out of the shop smack right in front of your path…
    Love point nr 1! πŸ˜€ and 2… yera, heck- this simple yet short post should be some sort of a bible.. or a policy! πŸ˜€

      1. I never thought of that …….. but you have to deal with the General Public which I no longer do – I deal with Fluff. All day fluff …….. ah the benefits of being an old lady ………

  2. Visit New York City. You will find there people who will kill you for standing in the middle of the sidewalk. After they knock you down. Then they kill you. They never smile either.

      1. It is such a wonderful place. I’m going to treat myself to a trip there if I get enough cash from the auction. I need to get away where nobody can find me for a few days …….. and I’m going to go to China Town and buy some silk …….

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